AFVOA Newletters of Year 2006

Page 62 of 77 Pappu, while filling up a form : Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa : Very long! Santa : I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. - Courtesy Brig VA Subramanyam Basic training has a way of making a soldier feel that he or she is being worked like a dog. Now I have proof. While on kitchen duty, I was hauling containers of vegetables. On the side of one box was this: “FOR ANIMAL OR MILITARY USE ONLY.” - Lori Montgomery A husband comes from church, he greeted his wife and lifted her up. He carried her around the house. The wife was so surprised and she asked, “Did the Pastor preach about being romantic?” The husband said, “No, he said, we must carry our burdens and sorrows.” Banta ek sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.” Sadhu : “Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?” - Air Cmde MN Amirthalingam, AVSM,VM