AFVOA Newletters of Year 2008

Page 56 of 56 the veterans, earnestly requests all its members not only to refrain from smoking but also advice others in doing so. A wise man ought to realize that health is his most valuable possession. - Hippocrates Laugh it Off! • Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai Jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. • 1 st Sardar talking on cell. 2 nd Sardar: “Kis se baat kar raho ho.” 1 st Sardar: “Biwi se.....” 2 nd Sardar: “Itne... Pyar se?” 1 st Sardar: “Tumhari hai. . .” • A donkey kicked sardar & ran away Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra, started beating it & said, “Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai?” • In an aptitude test, a Sardar was asked, “River Cauvery is in which State?” Sardar answered, “ In liquid State”. Good humour is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Makepeace Thackeray Newsletter edited by Col A Krishnaswami, VrC, VSM & Bar and Brig SP Balachandran