AFVOA Newletters of Year 2007

Page 17 of 68 answer. " The Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" "That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear." “Good humour is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in Society.” - William Makepeace Thackeray 67. A couple is getting ready for bed after a long day’s work. “ I look in the mirror and I see an old lady,” the woman says to her husband. “My face is all wrinkled, and I’m sagging and bagging all over. And look at this flab on my arms.” Her husband is silent. “Hey!” she says, turning to him. “Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself.” “Well,” he says, “your eyesight is still great.” 68. Above a picture of anniversary and birthday cakes in a bakery window in Windsor: “Say it with flours!” 69. At a high society party, a General with his chest covered with medals said to an elegant lady: “Do you know, Madam, that women spend more money on toiletries than an entire army?” “Yes, and they make more conquests too,” she answered. - Maria Raquel 70. Two guys collide in a supermarket. “Sorry about that,” the first guy says. “I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t watching where I was going.” “I’m looking for my wife, too,” the second guy says. “May be I can help you,” the first guy says. “What does your wife look like?”