AFVOA Newletters of Year 2006

Page 74 of 77 53. If you are diabetic, consider adding one-quarter teaspoon of cinnamon to your diet twice daily and see what effect it has. If it works for you, cinnamon should be used as an adjunct to, but not a substitute for, other medications and lifestyle measures such as exercise, a healthy diet and shedding extra pounds - all of which are proven ways to help control glucose levels. Dr. Andrew Weil, M.D. Laugh it Off! This is an old one; but still worth a good laugh! SARDAR AT MEDICAL EXAM A Sardar applied to a medical school - needless to say he never made it because these were his answers: Antibody - against everyone Microbes - small dressing gowns Artery - the study of fine paintings Obesity - City of Obe Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize Benign - what you be after you be eight Protein - in favor of teens Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u Pulse - grain Caesarian Section - a district in Rome Pus - small cat Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing Red Blood Count - Dracula Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty Rupture - Ecstasy Chronic - neck of a crow Secretion - hiding anything Coma - punctuation mark Subcutaneous - not cute enough Cortisone - area around local court Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want" Cyst - short for sister Tablet - small table Diagnosis - person with slanted nose Tumor - extra pair Dilate - the late British Princess Diana Ultrasound - radical noise Dislocation - in this place Urine - opposite of you're out Duodenum - couple in blue jeans Varicose - very close Enema - not a friend Vas Deferens - extremely different False Labor - pretending to work Vein - at what time? Genes - blue denim Vitreous Humor - both witty & fun Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile Hernia - she is close by Hymen - greeting to several males Impotent - distinguished / well-known Labor Pain - hurt at work Lactose - people without feet Lymph - walk unsteadily Menopause - = I no wait